Saturday, January 16, 2010

AIRPLANE - Famous Movie Quotes

AIRPLANE - Famous Movie Quotes

First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be! You know? Shiiiiiiit.

Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar.
Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back?
Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified.

Steve McCrosky: This fog is getting thicker!
Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.
Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it?
Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Clarence Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Ted Striker: Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid.
Elaine Dickinson: Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning.

Ted Striker: It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.
Ethel Merman: [singing] You'll be swell, you'll be great! Gonna have the whole world on a plate! Startin' here, startin' now! Honey, everything's comin' up roses...
Ted Striker: War is hell.

Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?
Elaine Dickinson: No.

[Thinking to himself.]
Ted Striker: I've got to concentrate... [his thoughts echo] concentrate... concentrate... I've got to concentrate... concentrate... concentrate... Hello?... hello... hello... Echo... echo... echo... Pinch hitting for Pedro Borbon... Manny Mota... Mota... Mota...

Johnny: Well, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripe, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!

Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

[As the plane prepares to take off.]
Old lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Old lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur! Oveur.
Tower voice: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Captain Oveur: Huh?

Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?

Ted Striker: Surely you must be joking.
Dr. Rumack: I never joke. And don't call me Shirley.

Elaine Dickinson: You got a letter from headquarters this morning.
Ted Striker: What is it?
Elaine Dickinson: It's a big building where generals meet, but that's not important.

Steve McCroskey: Johnny, what can you make out of this?
[Hands him the weather briefing]
Johnny: This? Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl -

Rumack: I'm going to tell you something I've kept to myself all of these years. I was in the war, Medical Corps. One night they brought in a badly wounded pilot from one of the raids. He looked at me and said, "Doc, the odds were against us up there, but we went in anyway. I'm glad. Captain made the right decision." The pilot's name was George Zip.
Striker: George Zip said that?
Rumack: Yes, he looked at me and said, "Doc," he said, "Some time, when the crew is up against it, and the breaks are beating the boys, tell 'em to get out there and give it all they've got. And win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then Doc, he said. But I won't smell too good, that's for sure."

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Clarence Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Clarence Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before.
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?

Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Ted Striker: I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.
All: It's an entirely different kind of flying.

Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight?
Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice: steak or fish.
Rumack: Yes. Yes, I remember. I had lasagna.
Joey: Hey! I know you! You're Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, you play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers!
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry, I think you have me confused with someone else, my name is Roger Murdock.
Joey: You are Kareem! I've seen you play! My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think it's time to go back to your seat, right Clarence?
Oveur: No, let him stay. He's not bothering anyone.
Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down court. And that you don't really try . . . except during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't!! LISTEN KID! I've been hearing that crap ever since I was at UCLA. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lenier up and down the court for 48 minutes.

Elaine Dickinson: May I offer you anything to read, ma'am?
Old lady: Do you have anything light?
Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"

Friday, January 15, 2010

THE ABYSS - famous movie quotes

THE ABYSS - famous movie quotes

Bud: When it comes to the safety of these people, there's me and then there's God, understand?

[About to drown on purpose.]
Lindsay Brigman: This was maybe not such a good idea!

Bud "Virgil" Brigman: God damn it, you bitch! You never backed away from anything in your life! Now fight! [Slaps Lindsay.] Fight! [Slaps Lindsay again.] Fiiiiight!

Lindsay Brigman: [About the Navy SEALS.] These guys are about as fun as a tax audit.

Lindsay Brigman: We all see what we want to see. Coffey looks and he sees Russians. He sees hate and fear. You have to look with better eyes than that.

Lt. Coffey: We don't need them. We can't trust them. We may have to take steps. We're gonna have to take steps.

Bud "Virgil" Brigman: [regarding Lindsay Brigman] God, I hate that bitch.
Alan "Hippy" Carnes: You probably shouldn't have married her then.

Lindsay Brigman: Explorer, this is Cab 3, starting the descent along the cable.
Some guy: Roger that, Cab 3. Good luck.
Lindsay Brigman: Luck is not a factor.

Bud "Virgil" Brigman: Hippy, you think everything is a conspiracy.
Alan "Hippy" Carnes: Everything is.

Lt. Coffey: It went straight for the warhead, and they think it's cute!

Lindsay Brigman: There is something down there. Something not us.
Catfish De Vries: You could be more specific.
Lindsay Brigman: Not us. Not human, get it? Something non-human but intelligent ... A non-terrestrial intelligence.
Alan "Hippy" Carnes: A non-terrestrial intelligence? NTIs. Oh man, that's better than UFOs. Oh, but that works too, huh? "Underwater Flying Objects".

Bud "Virgil" Brigman: Linds, I want you to stay away from that guy. I mean it.
Alan "Hippy" Carnes: The guy is gone. Did you see his hands?
Lindsay Brigman: What? He got the shakes?
Bud "Virgil" Brigman: Look, he's operating on his own. He's cut off from his chain of command. He's showing signs of pressure-induced psychosis, and he's got a nuclear weapon. So as a personal favor to me, will you try to put your tongue in neutral for a while?
Alan "Hippy" Carnes: I got to tell you, I give this whole thing a spinchter-factor of about 9.5.

Lindsay Brigman: So raise your hand if you think that was a Russian water-tentacle.

Lt. Coffey: Everybody just stay calm. The situation is under control.

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Famous Movie Quotes

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Famous Movie Quotes

Ace: "If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!"

Ace: yeah and your ugly.

Ace: so you can beat him fatty.

Ace:why dont you go cry about saddlebags.

Melissa: do you want an ash-tray for that?
Ace: no. I dont smoke, its a disgusting habbit.

Ace: Do you know him? do you call him at home

Lois: "You must really love animals".
Ace: "Only when it's really cold"

Lois Einhorn: I can make your life a living hell Ace Venturas: I'm not ready for a relationship right now lois.

Melissa: "Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson."
Ace: "Pleasure to meet you."
Melissa: "Did you have any trouble getting in?"
Ace: "No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle."

Ace: "I have a package for you, sir."
Man: "Sounds broken."
Ace: "Most likely; I bet it was something nice, though!"

(Ace Ventura just got his car started)
Ace: "It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!"

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

AIR FORCE ONE Famous Movie Quotes

AIR FORCE ONE Famous Movie Quotes

Alice Marshall: I'm 12 years old. In the caveman days I'd be having children of my own.
James Marshall: That's called progress.

Grace: She couldn't stay your little girl forever Jim.
President James Marshall: I know. But I was hopeing she could wait untill she was 14 or 15... or 50.

James Marshall: If this works, you get to be Postmaster General.

President Marshall: Peace isn't merely the absence of conflict, but the presence of justice.

Ivan Korshunov: You who murdered a hundred thousand Iraqis to save a nickel on a gallon of gas are going to lecture me on the rules of war!? Well DON'T.

Alice Marshall: You are a monster, and my father is a great man. You're nothing like my father!

General Northwood: Nobody does this to the United States. The President will get his baseball glove back and play catch with this guy's balls!

President James 'Jim' Marshall: Did you hear my speech?
Grace Marshall: Yeah.
President James 'Jim' Marshall: Yeah?
Grace Marshall: You're gonna get yourself re-elected.
President James 'Jim' Marshall: That's what I keep telling them.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

TOP 50 MOVIE QUOTES OF ALL TIME

TOP 50 MOVIE QUOTES OF ALL TIME

1 - Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.
GONE WITH THE WIND 1939

2 - I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.
GODFATHER, THE 1972

3 - You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.
ON THE WATERFRONT 1954

4 -Toto, I've got a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.
WIZARD OF OZ, THE 1939

5 - Here's looking at you, kid.
CASABLANCA 1942

6 - Go ahead, make my day.
SUDDEN IMPACT 1983

7 - All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my closeup.
SUNSET BLVD. 1950

8 - May the Force be with you.
STAR WARS 1977

9 - Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy night.
ALL ABOUT EVE 1950

10 - You talking to me?
TAXI DRIVER 1976

11 - What we've got here is failure to communicate.
COOL HAND LUKE 1967

12 - I love the smell of napalm in the morning.
APOCALYPSE NOW 1979

13 - Love means never having to say you're sorry.
LOVE STORY 1970

14 - The stuff that dreams are made of.
MALTESE FALCON, THE 1941

15 - E.T. phone home.
E.T. THE EXTRATERRESTRIAL 1982

16 - They call me Mister Tibbs!
IN THE HEAT OF THE NIGHT 1967

17 - Rosebud.
CITIZEN KANE 1941

18 - Made it, Ma! Top of the world!
WHITE HEAT 1949

19 - I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!
NETWORK 1976

20 - Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
CASABLANCA 1942

21 - A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
SILENCE OF THE LAMBS, THE 1991

22 - Bond. James Bond.
DR. NO 1962

23 - There's no place like home.
WIZARD OF OZ, THE 1939

24 - I am big! It's the pictures that got small.
SUNSET BLVD. 1950

25 - Show me the money!
JERRY MAGUIRE 1996

26 - Why don't you come up sometime and see me?
SHE DONE HIM WRONG 1933

27 - I'm walking here! I'm walking here!
MIDNIGHT COWBOY 1969

28 - Play it, Sam. Play 'As Time Goes By.'
CASABLANCA 1942

29 - You can't handle the truth!
FEW GOOD MEN, A 1992

30 - I want to be alone.
GRAND HOTEL 1932

31 - After all, tomorrow is another day!
GONE WITH THE WIND 1939

32 - Round up the usual suspects.
CASABLANCA 1942

33 - I'll have what she's having.
WHEN HARRY MET SALLY 1989

34 - You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve?
You just put your lips together and blow.
TO HAVE AND HAVE NOT 1944

35 - You're gonna need a bigger boat.
JAWS 1975

36 - Badges? We ain't got no badges! We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinking badges!
TREASURE OF THE SIERRA MADRE, THE 1948

37 - I'll be back.
TERMINATOR, THE 1984

38 - Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.
PRIDE OF THE YANKEES, THE 1942

39 If you build it, he will come.
FIELD OF DREAMS 1989


40 - Mama always said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're
gonna get.
FORREST GUMP 1994


41 - We rob banks.
BONNIE AND CLYDE 1967

42 - Plastics.
GRADUATE, THE 1967

43 - We'll always have Paris.
CASABLANCA 1942

44 - I see dead people.
SIXTH SENSE, THE 1999

45 - Stella! Hey, Stella!
STREETCAR NAMED DESIRE, A 1951

46 - Oh, Jerry, don't let's ask for the moon. We have the stars.
NOW, VOYAGER 1942


47 - Shane. Shane. Come back!
SHANE 1953

48 - Well, nobody's perfect.
SOME LIKE IT HOT 1959

49 - It's alive! It's alive!
FRANKENSTEIN 1931

50 - Houston, we have a problem.
APOLLO 13 1995

Monday, January 11, 2010

The Ten Most Famous Movie Quotes

1. - "...Bond. James Bond."

Dr. No 1962


2. - "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."

Casablanca 1942


3. - "Well, it's not the men in your life that counts, it's the life in your men."

I'm No Angel 1933


4. - "I'll be back."

The Terminator 1984


5. - "Would you be shocked if I put on something more comfortable?"

Hell's Angels 1930


6. - "My Mama always said, 'Life was like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get.'"

Forrest Gump 1994


7. - "I could dance with you till the cows come home...On second thought, I'd rather dance with the cows when you came home."

Duck Soup 1933


8. - "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn!"

Gone With The Wind 1939


9. - "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Well, who the hell else are you talkin' to? You talkin' to me? Well, I'm the only one here. Who the f*** do you think you're talkin' to?"

Taxi Driver 1976


10. - "Gimme a whiskey, ginger ale on the side. And don't be stingy, baby."

Anna Christie 1930