Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Famous Movie Quotes

Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Famous Movie Quotes

Ace: "If I'm not back in five minutes...just wait longer!"

Ace: yeah and your ugly.

Ace: so you can beat him fatty.

Ace:why dont you go cry about saddlebags.

Melissa: do you want an ash-tray for that?
Ace: no. I dont smoke, its a disgusting habbit.

Ace: Do you know him? do you call him at home

Lois: "You must really love animals".
Ace: "Only when it's really cold"

Lois Einhorn: I can make your life a living hell Ace Venturas: I'm not ready for a relationship right now lois.

Melissa: "Hi, I'm Melissa Robinson."
Ace: "Pleasure to meet you."
Melissa: "Did you have any trouble getting in?"
Ace: "No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle."

Ace: "I have a package for you, sir."
Man: "Sounds broken."
Ace: "Most likely; I bet it was something nice, though!"

(Ace Ventura just got his car started)
Ace: "It's ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!"